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New cafe allows man-children to return to the womb

A NEW cafe in Hackney allows customers to return to pre-birth conditions in special womb-like pods full of amniotic fluid.

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Non-league football best place to meet women

SINGLE women are flocking to non-league football matches in the hope of hooking up with middle-aged men in cagoules.

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