MOST people claiming to have seen the original Twin Peaks series are not telling the truth, it has emerged.“Oh yeah…him”
Following the announcement of a new series, television aficionados are bullshitting about having seen the first one when they were about four years old.
Web designer Roy Hobbs said: I was bang into it. Its weird, dark and theres a dwarf in it.
My favourite episode? Well thatd be, probably, Dwarf.”
He added: Clearly I am being dishonest, sorry I didnt think wed go into specifics.
Now I feel ashamed.
Plasterer Norman Steele lied about having seen the original Twin Peaks when asked by friends in the pub.
“My mates mate asked me if I had seen it and I just thought ‘You know what? I can get away with saying ‘Yes’ here’. So, I did.
“And I don’t think anyone noticed. I quickly changed the subject to Blue Velvet which I have seen.”
Twin Peaks creator David Lynch said: “This is going to be bigger than Breaking Bad, at least until about halfway through season one when it gets too confusing and everyone loses interest.”