PODCAST listeners are unable to perform basic interactions without recommending podcasts, researchers have found.Has all his friends right there on his iPod
Listeners to podcasts, which are like 1940s radio shows, fervently believe everyone should share their obsession and will promote it by any means including violence.
Carolyn Ryan of Croydon said: I avoid the eye of anyone wearing earphones in case they ask me if Ive let Serial into my heart.
You cant just say youre not interested. Theyll tell you about the fashion podcasts, TV podcasts, and podcasts for podcast enthusiasts without mentioning theyre all just people talking about things while breathing too close to a microphone.
Apparently theyre great for listening to on the train. But isn’t the train already full of people I dont know talking to each other about shit Im not interested in?
Podcast fan Tom Logan said: I pity anyone deprived of the rich and varied world of podcasts.
Its like having friends inside your head comfortably chuckling away with each other as you avoid eye contact with anyone real.
I suppose it is a little bit like having a personal relationship with our risen Lord Jesus, yes. Does he do a podcast?