ROBERT Webb has admitted he quit Strictly because his heart could not handle the non-stop 24-7 athletic extra-marital sex.
The comedy actor confessed that while the dancing was strenuous, the pressure of finishing rehearsals and immediately beginning a 10-hour f**kathon was too much for him.
He said: “I enjoyed it – I loved it – but the body has its limits. And while I thought I was up to 10 or more orgasms a day, I’ve had to face the fact I’m not.
“I’m sorry to let down my partner Dianne and couldn’t be prouder of the energetic, acrobatic, movie-themed shagging we enjoyed. I wouldn’t have got this far without such a flexible and depraved partner.
“I’ve more respect than ever for the celebrities who take part. Abbey Clancy, Rachel Riley, John Sergeant, I don’t know how you did it. This show takes you to the very limit of even the most adventurous sexuality and beyond.
“I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been told how Bill Bailey satisfied every dancer on the show – male and female, two at a time – in a single session, then revealed with a cheeky wink he’d not even taken his Viagra.
“Legend. The night before the live final.”