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Seven musical acts which are nice and safe for gammons

TODAY’S so-called ‘pop stars’ care more about the rainforest and prancing around like nancy boys than proper tunes. Luckily for gammons, there are still some you can listen to without getting even angrier.

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Dickhead nation that gave all its DVDs to the charity shop now at the mercy of streaming

BRITONS are having deep regrets about clearing out their DVD collections assuming they would be too busy with new stuff and it would all be on Netflix anyway.

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