RAPPER Snoop Dogg is to feature in a Coronation Street storyline that sees him running a stable of psychotic crack whores from above the shop.
The star is a big fan of the show and insists on Bettie’s Hotpot as part of his backstage rider. He also remixed the theme tune for his recent album Weatherfield This, Motherfuckers.
Dogg said: “I be chilling with some mild in the Rover’s Retizzle while my shorties Deirde, Gail and Janice take turns on my dizzle.
“Then that bitch motherfucker Ken Barlow be all up in my grill, fronting about some plannng application ’til I have to pop a cap in his motherfuckin’ head.”
Coronation Street producers had been keen to celebrate the show’s 50th anniversary with a tram-based bloodbath, but now insiders are hinting the wage bill could be reduced with a drive-by shooting as Snoop and Deirdre turn up the Fiddy Cent and spray a bus stop with a pair of Uzis.
Snoop added: “In the show, I turn out Deirdre ‘cos she been out of cash since the council made her redundant.
“I drive her wrinkled ass to Bolton and tell her not to come back ‘less she got my money. Then she gets all fucked up on crack and shit and tells me she got some scores to settle with some bitches and motherfuckers.
“We take down the bus queue and then get out of the car and dance real dirty as that badass, theme tune trumpet shit comes on.”
The storyline is the first time a US star has appeared in a long-running UK show since Harvey Keitel reprised his ‘Bad Lieutenant’ role in Last Of The Summer Wine in 2003.
The BBC received 48 million complaints after Norah Batty was pulled over in her car and forced to watch Keitel masturbate into a cup.
Coronation Street producer Roy Hobbs, said: “It’s great to have Snoop here and in 10 years’ time when we’re fending off further accusations of racism for having so few black characters on the show because our audience is afraid of them, then maybe he can come back.”
