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Television unveils new method of mingling sub-standard genetic material

A NEW reality TV show on a digital channel has come up with yet another way of encouraging the unintelligent to meet and breed. 

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Answer to 'Do you think anyone's shagged in here?' always 'Yes'

THE perpetual question of whether any random space has hosted some level of sexual activity can always, without fail, be answered in the positive, it has emerged. 

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