EVERYONE has standards, but don’t pretend you’re above shagging a robot. Here are five you totally would:
That chick from Ex Machina
Yes, you can see her inner workings flashing away. And true, she’s a psychopathic gynoid who will leave you trapped in a mountain retreat or murder you given half the chance, but that only adds to her sex appeal. With the face of Swedish actor Alicia Vikander, she could punch you in the balls with her robot fist and you’d still be aroused.
Data from Star Trek
The Enterprise’s intelligent but naive android might not scream hook-up material on the face of it, but imagine if he were programmed to give you the night of your life. He’d dutifully piston away until the job was done and it’s not like he’d fall asleep right after either. If he’s good enough for the Borg Queen in First Contact then he’s good enough for you.
Number Six from Battlestar Galactica
Come on. This one’s obvious, look at her. She may be an advanced Cylon who would probably use you as part of her war against humanity, but you can probably get a few shags out of the situation along the way. Block out her manipulative personality by focusing on the fact you’re humping something that looks like Tricia Helfer.
The Iron Giant
This mysterious robot from outer space is the ultimate tall, dark handsome stranger. Just imagine being cradled in his big strong arms as he shrugs off a rocket attack and whisks you away to his secret hideout. The physical practicalities of banging a 50-foot tall robot need careful consideration, but it would be worth it.
Robby the Robot
Bound to be vanilla in the bedroom department, but he’s a dependable pair of metal claws who will probably get you there more often than not. Robby’s the sort of robot you could take home to meet the parents, and at least he’s not standoffish like Maria from Metropolis or irritating as f**k like Number 5 from Short Circuit.