UNDERGROUND train drivers have complained about the repetitive nature of daytime television programming.
Frequent industrial action means that tube drivers have now seen every episode of Judge Judy at least twice, and are thoroughly sick of Homes Under the Hammer.
Tube driver Tom Booker said: “When you’re on strike most of the time you soon realise there’s nothing to watch in the day but antiques auction shows, snooker repeats and maybe the odd war film with David Niven.
“I could afford Sky but I think getting it would be a betrayal of my socialist principles.
“Maybe the BBC could do a new daytime series of Doctor Who, except it’s called Doctor Tube and he drives a time-travelling train instead of a Tardis.
“We should add that to our next list of demands.”