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'We are old men now,' Guns N' Roses tell Glastonbury crowd

GUNS N’ Roses have soberly informed Glastonbury that their wild, rock ‘n’ roll years are far behind them and they are now old, tired men.

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A sexy stranger is flirting with you. Will you pull or f**k it up? A choose-your-own pub adventure

YOU are being eyed up by a sexy stranger from across the bar, but do you have what it takes to get them back to yours? Try your luck with our interactive quest.

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