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Why wasn't eggs girl carrying a harpoon gun?

BRITONS are demanding an investigation into why the Britain’s Got Talent protestor didn’t bring a harpoon gun instead of eggs.

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Where's my invite? David Icke asks BBC

DAVID Icke has asked the BBC when he will be invited onto the corporation’s flagship political programme.

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