Wolf that blows down little pigs’ houses gets own show on Channel 5

BIG bad wolves that can blow down little pigs houses are to get their own fly on the wall style documentaries on Channel 5.

The show will be an attempt to humanise what the wolves do and make the pigs look like little pariahs.

A Channel 5 spokesman said: “We’ve done a great job humanising bailiffs over the last few years so we’re hoping for the same effect with the big bad wolf.

“Obviously when I say we’ve helped to humanise bailiffs, I mean for some reason we’ve tried our best to humanise bailiffs and it hasn’t worked because to be a bailiff you have to have certain personality traits that make you completely repulsive to the rest of society, but we’ve gave it our best shot.

Big Bad Wolf, Nathan Muir added, “A lot like a bailiff, I get no great pleasure from what I do.”

“Actually that’s a lie. I fucking love doing this and just like a bailiff, I love the thought of really screwing some poor bastard over.

“Which could be a good title for the show actually.”