A WOMAN is looking forward to a night in front of the television looking at her phone.
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How I would rewrite British history, by a gammon
HISTORY these days isn’t patriotic enough, with Britain at the centre and all other nations in awe. I’m rewriting the story of our proud island, and improving it:
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