‘World Book Day’ sees every child dressed as film character

EVERY child who dressed up for ‘World Book Day’ is just a character from a popular film.

The Institute for Studies confirmed the vast majority of children are only aware of the characters because of the films and the event is a total fraud.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “Because most films are based on some sort of book the children think they can get away with it.

“But it’s total and utter bullshit.”

He added: “They’re pretending they like books and we’re letting them, because deluding yourself is always much easier. But they don’t like books. They like telly. Because they’re children.

“But it’s okay. There are some really good things on telly. And there are some really shit books.

“Worry about something else.”