Arts & Entertainment

ONCE bespectacled nerds, avid Doctor Who fans now see the show as an opportunity to take up arms for social justice. Here’s how to join them.

THE coolest kid in a school’s playground has already completed the Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer after it leaked last night, he has boasted.

THE BBC cannot be allowed to raise the licence fee by £15 because, in Sunak’s Britain, such a sum could break any family. They must cancel this crap instead.

FEELING pressured to skim through subjective rankings of things you haven’t bothered to see or hear written by twats with nothing better to do?

A MAN has discovered his partner has terrible double standards about sex scenes that are not part of the popular TV show Bridgerton.

A DEVIOUS man has yet again told a friend he will watch a TV series they recommended despite having no intention of doing so.

IT’S the 40th anniversary of the Now That’s What I Call Music! compilations. Here are some tracks you’ll never forget, much as you’d like to, because fast-forwarding them was such a pain in the arse.

LAURENCE Fox has claimed accusations of racism scuppered his chances of being in a Batman film, but maybe he needs to set his sights a little lower. These parts would be ideal.

A MAN has realised that he does not enjoy music but actually just the same five songs on repeat.

AS a kid you loved Doctor Who no matter how shoddy and repetitive it was. But in our age of big-budget streaming shows, viewers would struggle to believe these were real episodes on actual TV.