Arts & Entertainment

Doctor Who not for children but developmentally delayed adults, says showrunner

RUSSELL T Davies has confirmed that his upcoming series of Doctor Who is not for children but for adults who, for complex reasons, are unable to enjoy proper television.

Firework display perfectly out of sync to music

AN organised firework display is detonating pyrotechnics timed precisely not to coincide with the rhythms of its soundtrack.

New Beatles song sparks exact rerun of 1960s Beatlemania

A NEW song by the Beatles has once again thrown youth into turmoil and kicked off a popular revolution in music that will change everything.

Alpha male films that are actually about pathetic beta male losers

ALPHA males love certain films featuring manly violence and dominant behaviour. But on closer inspection some of them may in fact be about puny beta males. Like these.

Songs that shamelessly namechecked someone famous to sell more copies

GOT a tune that’s okay but not amazing? Bolt on a famous person, sorry, ‘iconic reference’, and watch the money come rolling in, like these…

Seven pre-woke films and TV shows explained for young people

TODAY’S entertainment is laboriously woke, which confuses young people watching anything made before 2015. Here’s how to explain baffling old films and TV.

TV pays tribute to Matthew Perry with rare Friends repeat

TV channels are paying their respects following the tragic loss of Matthew Perry with a once-in-a-lifetime repeat of Friends.

Six films you loved as a kid there's no f**king way your own children are watching

THERE are some films you cherished as a child which you cannot wait to share with your offspring. But definitely not these ones.

Little Mix, and other bands who were f**ked when someone left

SOME bands never recover from a member leaving, whether it’s due to musical talent or charisma. Here are some who should have begged departing members to stay.

Man throws self into path of combine harvester to avoid discussing what music he likes

A MAN decided to hurl himself into the blades of a combine harvester to avoid the agony of explaining what kind of music he enjoys.