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Richard Osman to play all roles in adaptation of Richard Osman novel

Slipknot, and six other bands which are now technically dadrock

BACK when nu-metal ruled the world you ruled with it, young and rebellious and your baseball cap backwards. Now you’re a dad and these bands are boring old dadrock.

Taylor Swift's new album about Darren Wetherby, aged 46, of Poynton

'Brilliant, it's a two-hour 31-song double break-up album,' say men with heads in hands

MEN around the world have been plunged into despair after discovering the length and contents of Taylor Swift’s latest album.

A man's guide to reacting to criticism of Sydney Sweeney as if she's your girlfriend

SYDNEY Sweeney has hit out at 'fake female empowerment' in Hollywood in a Vanity Fair interview, after a producer claimed she is ‘not pretty and can’t act’. Here’s how to react like a besotted man.

Hannah Fry, and the other top candidates to be the thinking man's crumpet

RANDY intellectual types – the kind of pricks who call themselves sapiosexuals – are on the lookout for a new muse. These are the top candidates in the line of succession.

Nicola Peltz, and other celebs so talentless going out with them would be a minefield

NICOLA Peltz, heiress and wife of Brooklyn Beckham, also believes she is a talented actor, writer and director. Awkward. If you were the partner of a no-talent celeb, how would you avoid the issue?

America rightly indifferent to Blur

Seven ways the inevitable OJ Simpson TV drama will be terrible

THERE is not a cat in hell’s chance that the death of OJ Simpson won’t result in a rubbish TV drama. And if recent efforts like Netflix’s Scoop are anything to go by, this is what it will be like.

'Juliet is white in the film': The racist moron's guide to Shakespeare

A NEW production of Romeo and Juliet featuring a black actress as Juliet has attracted racist abuse. Here bigot Roy Hobbs explains why the Bard wasn’t woke.