Big accountancy firm accused of saving people money

BRITAIN’S biggest accountancy firm has been accused of organising its clients’ finances and helping them reduce their tax bills.

According to MPs on the Pubic Accounts Committee, PricewaterhouseCoopers helped companies cut their corporation tax by setting up bases in Luxembourg, in blatant accordance with the law.

A spokesman for PricewaterhouseCoopers said: “Because we’re not utter fucking morons we tend to look at the laws as they are rather than how some people think they should be.

“And then right, get this – we do our job.

“If you don’t like the laws then you should talk to the people who make them. I’ll give you a great big fucking clue – it’s not us.”

He added: “The really troubling thing about this is why PricewaterhouseCoopers is all one word.”