CEO has already made what you earn in a year although to be fair you do f**k all
THE head of a massive company has earned more than your annual salary in just four days, although to be fair you don’t really work very hard.
CEO Julian Cook, who earns £4 million a year, certainly does not deserve such high pay but nor did you deserve what you got yesterday for eating leftover Celebrations and complaining about your hangover.
Office worker Francesca Johnson said: “Certainly the amount he gets compared to how much more he does is disproportionate, but I didn’t even turn my out-of-office off until this morning so I’m not in the strongest position to argue.
“He probably has to send emails at midnight and other tiring shit like that. He looks knackered and will probably keel over when he’s 54.”
She added: “Is it not the British dream to earn just about enough money for doing bugger all? Are we not each of us, in our own ways, living that same dream?”