Dog Analytics sold data from other dogs’ arses

A DOG-OWNED analytics company has been selling information gained by sniffing other dogs’ arses, it has emerged.

Labrador-run Dog Analytics is thought to have shared information on as many as 50 million dogs’ arses with marketing companies, Russians and pro-Brexit groups.

Dog Tom Booker said: “I let that golden retriever sniff my anus in good faith, not knowing that corporations would use this information to manipulate my political views.

“A dog’s bottom is his own business and no one else’s. Unless another dog wants to come over for a sniff that is, in which case that’s perfectly fine.”

Dog Analytics owner and dog Wayne Hayes said: “Clearly they didn’t see the small print on dog biscuits that says ‘by eating this treat you agree to forfeit your anal privacy forever.”