THERE is only one person who is okay in any office, it has been claimed.
Researchers at the Institute for Studies found that, irrespective of size, every company has on its staff one person with whom you could realistically be friends while the rest are a bunch of fucking annoying idiots.
Telesales administrator Tom Logan said: “When I started working here, I immediately hated everyone for the usual reasons one hates people who work in offices.
“The only exception is Carl who works on the fourth floor, he hates it here too and we sometimes go out for a fag together and talk about films. He’s cool and we might even stay in touch after one or both of us inevitably gets sacked.
“There are 708 other people who work here.”
Researchers found that shared loathing of a job, person or entire organisation is a major factor in whether you will like a colleague.
Insurance agent Emma Bradford said: “People where I work obsesses over snacks and soup drinks because there are stupid, superficial people. The boss is a big time perv but everyone plays along with it because they want more money.
“Except Susan from sales who calls him ‘Fungus the Gropeyman’ to his face. In another life we could have been outlaws together, like Thelma and Louise, instead of pissed-off office workers wasting their lives on bullshit.”