EVERY member of Greggs’ staff will receive enough steak bakes to fill a small skip as a thank you for their loyalty, the bakery has announced.
Taking their cue from Pret A Manger, who are giving all staff a £1,000 bonus, the high street pie outlet is showing its appreciation by giving its valued team members the equivalent in meat and pastry.
Greggs employee Nikki Hollis said: “My husband reckons we could use them to insulate the loft, but I’m worried about the smell. I guess we can give some to the homeless, but even then we’ll still have shitloads left.
“Maybe there’s some sort of black market for baked goods we could flood? I’m out of my depth, to be honest.
“They’re only in date until Thursday so we need to work this out fairly quickly.”
A Greggs spokesman said: “This has nothing to do with accidentally putting an extra zero on an order to our beef mulch supplier. We’re just really kind.”