How to bollocks up your Christmas shopping

READY to spend the last few days before Christmas in a blind panic for gifts and food, online or in real life? Here’s how to end up with none of the stuff you need.

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Why all this is fine, by a Brexiter

by Roy Hobbs, 2016 Leave voter

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