Ice cream van driving round like it's the middle of f**king summer

AN ICE cream van is still driving round like it is not nearly the end of f**king October.

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Everything in man's shopping basket has cheese on it or will have cheese added to it

A MAN has noticed that everything in his shopping basket is cheese, has cheese on it or will have cheese somehow added to it.

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