ESTATE agents have warned couples against looking at the houses advertised in their windows just for something to do.
Property vendor Stephen Malley said: “If you’re not buying a house, move along.
“Stop pointing at the pictures of houses we have for sale and making wistful comments about how you wish you could afford a garden like that.
“We are sick and tired of you people staring in at us like dogs outside a butcher’s shop. Do you think we’ll take pity and give you a free house?
“Take your hopes and dreams and begone with you.”