Kate Moss launches world’s first debauched airline

MODEL Kate Moss has launched partyJet, an airline that encourages passengers to get wasted.

After being escorted from an easyJet flight by police, the multi-millionaire bought the company and employed a group of chaotic, emaciated indie drummers and fashion PRs to rebrand it.

Kate Moss said: “EasyJet is dead, it was bollocks anyway, long live partyJet. We will have Libertines-type bands playing live on the planes and it is fine to smoke fags or have group sex in the toilets.

“On partyJet you can do what you want, which includes having a go at flying the plane and opening the emergency door just for a laugh.

“However we reserve the right to ban passengers who are not physically attractive.”