MEMBERSHIP of networking website LinkedIn can only be terminated by destroying its corporate headquarters, it has emerged.
A LinkedIn spokesman said: “People have been emailing us, saying they lost interest in the site immediately after joining and have since attempted to delete their profile several dozen times.
“Actually leaving the site is quite simple – simply locate and destroy our corporate headquarters. They’re in a bunker, and although I can’t tell you exactly where, it is a jungle region.
“You will however need a number of fighter planes to penetrate our missile defences.”