Sheepdogs condemn glass ceiling in the workplace

NO sheepdog has ever made the transition to shepherd, it has emerged.

Border Collie Tom Logan said: “I’m out there busting my arse every day, running like fuck in zig zagsĀ until all the sheep are in their pen.

“I only have to look at a flock of sheep and they all sit down. No one knows ovine psychology like I do.

“Why then am I sleeping in an outbuilding next to a sack of potatoes? Because I’m not a biped.”

Logan added: “I could easily run my own flock. I’ve got great ideas for a range of organic marmalade too, but nobody ever listens.

“Every time I try to throw a few ideas in the mix, somebody shuts me up with a biscuit.”