LEISUREWEAR retailer Sports Direct has entered the lucrative wedding list market.
A spokesman said: “Most married couples will eventually end up spending all their downtime wearing jogging clothes while being entirely sedentary.
“And what better way to celebrate that slow slide into mutual animosity than with his and hers tracksuit bottoms?”
Bride-to-be Donna Sheridan said: “We haven’t made our minds up just yet. I’m holding out until I see what Gamestation can offer us.
“What I’d really like is loads of vouchers. I wish someone would invent a voucher that you can spend in any shop.”