THE Royal Bank of Scotland has reminded customers that ‘their’ money is actually its money.
The bank said giving people access to their accounts is not a core priority.
An RBS spokesman explained: “Stop whining that you can’t get money out.
“We need that cash for gambling on the international markets, profiting from commodity speculation and paying our brokers’ bonuses.
“You need it for buying celebrity autobiographies and bath salts. I think we can both agree which is more important.”