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Vets, hairdressers, and other bastards who only tell you the price when it's too late

COMPETITION watchdogs are to make vets publish price lists, because they along with these bastards have been getting away with it for far too long: 

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The 6Music dad's guide to pretending you've heard all the Mercury nominations

THE Mercury Prize is announced tomorrow, and nobody will be asking your opinion because you’re 53. Nonetheless, prepare for imaginary conversations with this guide: 

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