THE Competition and Markets Authority has informed motorists who spent a year being grossly overcharged for petrol that it happened.
The watchdog investigated the UK fuel market and has produced a report detailing the entirely bloody obvious fact that supermarket petrol prices were hiked because they are profiteering bastards.
Driver Martin Bishop said: “Yeah. I f**king noticed.
“When you’re paying an extra 30p a litre for diesel for no reason whatsoever during a cost-of-living crisis, it tends to stick in the mind.
“I also noticed prices dropped the very week you said they were too high, so maybe do that earlier next time? I for one am happy for you to try it even if all the evidence isn’t in.
“Yes, bringing in a system so we can see prices without physically driving around to petrol stations is a good idea. It’s a good idea to have had in 2002 when the internet was young, but congratulations on finding your way there eventually.
He added: “I look forward to hearing I’m being ripped off for food, energy and bank savings rates in what, 12 months? Give me a shout when you get round to it. Pricks.”
