Angry stag mistook man for Kay Burley

AN ANGRY stag chased a man up a tree because he thought it was Sky’s Kay Burley.

The animal charged at the terrified pedestrian in a West London park but stopped as soon as he noticed the man was not trying to interview him.

The stag, Roy Hobbs, apologised to his victim, adding: “Kay Burley, red mist, totally my fault.”

Hobbs stressed his reaction had little to do with Burley’s latest grotesque invasion of private grief, insisting he was still furious about ‘that pathetic fucking Gordon Brown interview from the last election’.