NEW paparazzi photos of the Duchess of Cambridge show that her buttocks are now huge.
The intrusive pictures, taken while Kate walked on a Caribbean beach, reveal that pregnancy is playing havoc with her formerly trim figure.
Published by magazines in tawdry, disrespectful countries, the images also show the Duchess carrying two buckets which seem to contain chocolate eclairs.
Royal-watcher, Martin Bishop, said: “She manages to struggle along the beach – the buckets are obviously very heavy – before choosing a nice spot and then digging a big hole in the sand.
“She then gets in the hole, gets nice and comfy and just starts ramming the eclairs into her face.
“It’s like she’s trying to win a contest.”
Bishop added: “Then she lies flat on her back for about 20 minutes until a Special Branch team heaves her onto an upright trolley and wheels her back to the villa.
“She looked really happy.”