Thursday, 6th May 2021

Brexiter can't get over how disastrous Megxit is

AN ardent Brexiter is appalled by what an absolute disaster Megxit has turned out to be. 

Martin Bishop believes that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s ‘out-of-nowhere’ decision to leave the Royal Family and Britain last year is a ‘historic error’ that will ‘take a generation to rectify’.

He said: “What were they thinking? What did they hope to gain? It’s all just so unnecessary. They were onto a good thing. Why couldn’t they just ignore the hysteria of the tabloids and continue a beneficial relationship?

“At first I had hopes of a soft Megxit, where they retained their HRHs and still did the big occasions, but their intransigence meant that it had to be hard and damaging.

“Now they’re over there and Harry’s being all woke and Californian and I don’t think they’ll ever come back. Which is their decision, but also really hurts those of us who opposed it and that’s not fair.

“Perhaps, in time, they’ll understand they had a great deal after all, that they’d whipped themselves into lunatic paranoia, and come back.”

Bishop added: “She’ll have to fill in some forms first though. She’s not English. We’re sovereign now.”