PROFESSOR Chris Whitty has discovered an even more dickheaded Covidiot variant while walking through a London park, he has confirmed.
The chief medical officer chanced upon what he has termed the Bellend Variant while innocently strolling through St James’s Park on Sunday, and even managed to capture the cases on video.
Whitty said: “Stupidity naturally mutates over time and exposure to fact-resistant wankers. Covidiots are no exception, and anti-vax protests and GB news are the perfect environment for more virulent versions of Covidiot to thrive. Just look at Piers Corbyn.
“Symptoms of this new strain appear to include breaching the most basic of social distancing measures, trying to wrestle you into a headlock, and grinning like an utter f**king moron while filming yourself.
“There’s currently no known vaccine for this level of idiocy. Information fails to penetrate the frontal lobes so my slides do nothing to them. It’s a deadly combination of dumb and dangerous.”
He added: “Unless we suppress this early, we risk it becoming the dominant form of Covidiot. So if you see them f**k the twats up for me, while wearing the appropriate PPE.”