Tuesday, 11th May 2021

Daily Mail readers not happy until Meghan is working in Primark

UNTIL Meghan Markle is flogging cut-price clothes on a minimum wage Daily Mail readers are not going to be satisfied.     

Fairly uninteresting plans by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex to do a podcast and sign a Netflix deal have made Mail readers psychotically angry yet again.

Donna Sheridan said: “I can’t believe the cheek of them trying to make money to live off instead of relying on the taxpayer like proper royals.

“I’d like to see Meghan doing shifts in Primark for a pittance. She should be endlessly picking t-shirts off the floor with dozens of morons staring at her and laughing. That or scrubbing toilets.

“I’m not bothered about other celebs like Gwyneth Paltrow making money in weird ways. It’s just that Meghan. There’s something about her that annoys me. I can’t quite put my finger on it.”

Fellow Mail reader Norman Steele said: “If they were that desperate for cash Harry would be flogging his crowns on Ebay and she’d get herself on that Only Fans.  

“Personally I think they made their choice so it’s only right they should be on the streets begging for scraps of food and selling their bodies for sex.”