THE Duchess of Cambridge has warned Britain not to bother waiting for photos of her new nephew because he is ‘bang average’.
Kate spent less than a minute holding the baby before handing it back, and was photographed smoking on the cottage patio five minutes later telling a friend that it is ‘small and not the best-looking baby ever’.
She continued: “They’ll release the photos later on or something and you’ll see for yourself. It’s meh.
“Sorry, I should say he, but you can’t really tell. It’s just scrunched up and red. My George was so cute, even as a newborn when you couldn’t tell he was going to be King.
“And my second was a real princess, you know? An actual for reals Princess. Not like theirs would’ve been if they’d had a girl, which they might as well as because they’re basically Kardashians.”
The Duchess added: “Don’t get worked up about the name, either. It’s ghastly.”