THE prime minister has hosted a drinks party honouring the economic contribution made by the country’s twats.
The event has been dubbed ‘Twat Britannia II’, a reference to a party held by Tony Blair for twats like Noel Gallagher.
David Cameron said: “We may be a small nation, but Britain produces some massive twats, many of whom end up working in the entertainment industry, bringing idiot joy to millions of total morons.”
The guest list for the event has not been published, but it almost certainly includes Jeremy Clarkson, whoever invented Big Brother and Cheryl Cole.
The event was described by a staff member as “weird and horrible”.