HEROIN addict Tom Logan has reached a walking speed of 18 miles per hour while going to score.
Bristol resident Logan was caught on CCTV limping along the pavement at a velocity comparable to that of a bicycle.
Onlooker Emma Bradford said: “Junkies going to get their junk can move at a surprising rate, but I’d never seen anything like this. His feet were just a blur.
“You’d have thought he was late for a high level UN meeting or something, although clearly he was just off to buy some more smack.
“He was simultaneously having an argument in a croaky smack-addled voice with some other haggard types who were alongside in a slow-moving car, it was most impressive.”
Logan, who could be any age between 24 and 58, said: “I’m not using any more, I was just going to get this DVD off this kiddie who happens to live in a house with some dealers.
“Have you got 56p? It’s for the bus.”