TIMELESS love stories can now begin with extra-marital boning, it has been confirmed.
As Charles and Camilla celebrate a decade of their inspiring, heart-melting marriage, romance experts confirmed that boning someone else behind your wife’s back is now part of the dream.
Romantic novelist Susan Traherne said: “These lovebirds are still as besotted with each other as they were over ten years ago, when Charles already had a princess but was still fucking Camilla on the side.
“The conventional sort of romance, where the handsome prince is not already in a legally and spiritually binding arrangement, is just for old ladies and prudes who will die with their hymens intact.”
Plumber Roy Hobbs said: “It is special. Their love has inspired me to start shagging my friend’s wife.
“Hopefully that will end with us both living in a big castle, we’ll see.”