LOSING your hair? Thinking you might be able to make it work like these five gorgeous guys who make male-pattern baldness hot?
Jason Statham
The chiselled bone structure and devastatingly buff physique of Statham makes having hair look a childish affectation. Hair would only detract from his brooding aura of violence. You’re more suited to playing a background thug – like, really in the background, not even in focus – than a leading man.
Bruce Willis
Despite the fact he started to lose his hair before he’d fully shifted from TV to movies, Bruce has never been short of gorgeous girlfriends and had his pick of roles for decades. But thinking about it, Demi Moore was way out of your pulling league even when you were hirsute.
Mark Strong
Every woman is drawn to Strong’s low, dulcet tones and soulful, imploring eyes. And he’s also fluent in German and best mates with Daniel Craig, so that was probably some consolation when all his hair fell out leaving him a total slaphead. You enjoy none of those advantages. You’re not even balding evenly.
Dwayne Johnson
With the ripped body and irresistible charisma of The Rock you hardly need a thick crop of hair to appeal to the ladies. Even when he had hair, it looked like it had been drawn on with a marker pen. Losing it was an improvement. For you, needless to say, it won’t be.
Stanley Tucci
It’s important to stress that all of these men have good looks, money, and charm behind your wildest dreams. I mean this dude’s name is Stanley for f**k’s sake and he still gets the ladies going with his impromptu Italian cooking sessions and cocktail nights. Why have you even read this far? Go and cry in the bathroom, you bald bastard.
