GWYNETH Paltrow’s latest fad is homemade crack cocaine.
The actress and domestic goddess believes crack has four times the slimming benefits of kale juice or coconut water.
She said: “When I’m smoking crack it’s amazing how good I feel.
“The sense of well-being just floods through every atom of my being in a warm, tingly rush of pure health.
“I’m literally obsessed with it. Chris comes home from the studio and he’s like, ‘Gwyneth are you on the pipe again? Where are the kids? Why is the door all smashed in?
“Whatever, he think’s it’s funny really.”
Gwyneth’s new book Tingly describes how to produce the drug at home using everyday kitchen, ingredients like baking soda, rubbing alcohol and cocaine.
She said: “There’s no special trick to it, you don’t have to be a professional.
“But if it fucks up I have this guy’s number, you leave him a voicemail and he’ll come over within an hour.”
She added: “I know you all hate me. I don’t care.”