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'If it's such a burden why do they live well into their 90s?' wonders traitorous shitheap

A VILE traitor and sack of shit has asked why being a senior royal is always described as a ‘burden’ given their tendency to thrive to a ripe old age. 

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Olivia Wilde and Florence Pugh: Which celebrity feuds do you not give a shit about?

HIGH-PROFILE celebrity feuds dominate media, social media, and the inside of morons’ heads. You couldn’t care less about these: 

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