WORLD leaders have set aside their differences to focus on the well-being of Alec Baldwin.
The actor has admitted that being famous had brought attention to him, which he found oppressive.
Vladimir Putin said: “Let us disregard the whole Ukraine thing until the star of Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa is feeling more cheerful.
“We share a lot of views and I’d really like to get my copy of Pluto Nash signed, so whatever he was going on about in that thing he wrote, we need to get it sorted.”
Baldwin’s happiness has been linked to the strength of financial markets, with the Dow Jones hitting its highest levels in 1994 shortly after the release of The Getaway and the subsequent recession linked to a film called Hick.
Barack Obama is due to meet with Alec Baldwin tomorrow, after mistakenly meeting William Baldwin yesterday.