THE UK is cheering after a young family’s house was snatched from them and given to an unrepentant associate of serious sex offenders.
Frogmore Cottage, which is for decent and dutiful Royals to live in, not media-hating monsters like the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, has been rightly taken away to become the new home of good old Prince Andrew.
A Palace aide said: “It made Britain sick, a nice little cottage like that being reserved for the likes of them. After all they’ve got up to over in America. It’s indefensible.
“They’ve got no right to a grace-and-favour home after the lies they’ve told. So it’s being given to Prince Andrew instead, a nice honest fellow who’s never done anything to upset anyone.
“They spent £2.4m of their own money just three years ago to make it a perfect family home and now it’ll be the residence of a 62-year-old single man with a history of questionable friendships. Serves them bloody right.
“I, and the whole country, hope he rubs his aged genitals all along their precious copper bath and sends them the video. Actually it should be in the King’s speech next Christmas. Give the country a real lift.”
The Duke of York said: “It seems like a lovely little place. Secluded. Well away from prying eyes.”