A PHOTO of Kim Kardashian extending her buttocks has destroyed the very essence of what it is to be human.
The image of the socialite was designed to ‘break the internet’ but has instead forced everyone to admit that humanity is a wasteland and that all is lost.
Jane Thompson, from Stevenage, said: “The attention and resources devoted to this ghastly, dead-eyed, talentless demon makes me feel like the Ancient Mariner, adrift on a slimy sea.
“Because of Kardashian I now see all humans as potential Kardashians. All of them searching for that special way in which they can get something for nothing.
“Yesterday I was warm, loving and intellectually curious. Today I hate everything that has ever existed.
“And don’t forget – anyone who tells you it’s culturally significant is just making it worse.”