AN orangutan photographed by Kate Middleton is seeking damages, it has emerged.
The Duchess of Cambridge snapped the ape in Borneo while it was enjoying a private moment, then released the image to the world’s media.
Twelve-year-old female orangutan Emma Bradford said: “It’s not a great photograph but you can clearly see the outline of my naked body.
“Someone with the right image enhancement software could definitely bring out my nipples or vagina.”
She added: “I thought it had just been a normal day, eating fruit and doing some light grooming up a tree.
“When someone told me I was all over the papers, I was absolutely devastated.
“It’s not as if I’ve married into one of the world’s most high-profile families, or even that I’m distantly related to Clyde from the film Every Which Way But Loose. I’m a naturally shy primate living a mostly vegetarian lifestyle in a remote place.
“I don’t mind being naked among my colony but had I known there were humans around I’d have put a smock on, or at least some pants.
“I can’t say anything more right now because I’ve just been to see my lawyer and frenziedly pounded my fists on his desk.”