THE Duchess of Cambridge is planning a daring escape from the Royal Family involving a faked shark attack and a mini submarine.
The Duchess insisted her latest scuba diving certificate was for ‘leisure activities’, but sources say she is just weeks away from starting a new life.
A Palace insider said: “The pretext will be a holiday in Mustique, during which she will go diving and use a load of fake blood to stage a phoney shark attack.
“While a desperate rescue attempt is underway she will be getting into a mini-submarine that she hid there earlier this year.
“She then takes the submarine to a mega yacht moored several miles away, removes her scuba suit, goes to the bathroom and dyes her hair blonde.
“She then emerges, takes the controls of the yacht and begins her new life of international jewel theft and secret kung fu tournaments.”
The source added: “A heartbroken Prince William will fly his helicopter day and night and the children will end up being raised by Gary Barlow.”