ARE you a straight man and a basic bitch who’s never had an independent thought in his life? These are the famous women you fancy by default:
Margot Robbie
You’re not enough of a deep thinker to realise The Wolf of Wall Street was anything but aspirational, and ever since the nude scene you’ve had a bit of a soft spot for this gorgeous, blonde, model-like Australian with a 1,000 kilowatt smile. How unexpected of you.
Megan Fox
It’s been a few years now, but you still remember that intro scene from Transformers like it was yesterday. Bending over a motorbike? Because she’s a mechanic? Now that’s challenging sexist stereotypes. Ever since, something about this brunette sexpot with the incredible curves just spoke to your soul.
Emily Ratajkowski
Some men say the skinny-but-busty look isn’t for them. Not you, though. You find beauty in the most unexpected of places, like on the Instagram page of a world-famous fashion model.
Scarlett Johansson
Woah there. It’s been a few years since ScarJo was constantly topping the Sexiest Women In The World lists – and yet you still wouldn’t kick her out of bed? Your continued interest in the curvaceous blonde bombshell speaks to your wonderfully idiosyncratic taste in women.
Kim Kardashian
The naysayers might criticise Kim and the rest of her family as vapid and talentless, but you’re able to look past the constant sniping to what really matters – her perfect hourglass figure and unreasonably large arse.
Jennifer Lawrence
You’ve shown yourself above the common herd with your passion for this pretty, conventionally attractive woman who isn’t just a model but won an Oscar. What’s more you’ve fancied her ever since The Hunger Games, where she was a kick-ass hero. Truly you are highbrow in your sexual preferences.
